Steal Like an Artist
Someone Stole my Stuff
Recently I noticed that one of my hubs has a doppelganger. Thoughtful online pirates lifted all the text verbatim and cloned the images. The site has no advertising: I can't bring down the hammer of Google to convince them to cease and desist. The domain registration hides behind a proxy: I can't complain to the owner.
This wonderful site (it is my content, after all) does include a contact page. I left them a well reasoned message explaining how long and hard I worked to compose the original page. I explained the thought process required to build appropriate words into engaging sentences which merge into ideally balanced paragraphs. They didn't write back.
I also filed a DMCA complaint against the pirate site. That'll show them. It works against bank robbers, right? Ingenious bank employees wave copies of statutes prohibiting robbery, causing career criminals to lay down their weapons and find work at Starbucks. I think.
My complaints worked, sort of
Anyway, my complaints did take effect. The site now contains a version of my text run through some really bad spinning software. It's the thought that counts, I guess.
Images remain unchanged. And uncredited.
Really Bad News
It gets worse. The pirated version of my article ranks higher for at least one Google keyword.
Sigh.
Time to make the lemonade
What do we learn from this? Internet piracy runs rampant. It affects highly respected international icons of truth and justice like Lady Gaga, and me. We probably can't win and we'll certainly never meet because we don't hang out at the same Starbucks.
Perhaps I should be complemented. Unknown web dudes think highly enough of my original content to appropriate it as their own. A commission would nice, but until I can deposit flattery in my PayPal account I will burn with the white-hot hatred of someone who has a lot of white-hot hatred.
My plan involves leveraging this hatred to complement my core values in a synergy of timely bullet points incorporating multinational cross-platform implementations focused laser-like onto the landscape of Internet dominance. It could happen.
Making a case against online content theft
1. Theft of content hurts the children.
This approach never fails. Even faceless content pirates lurking in their parents' basements burning bootleg copies of Windows 8 before heading off to community college grasp the significance of making our world better for the kids.
2. The Internet is running out of content
Contributing to the dwindling pile of original content makes you a good cyberspace citizen. Our world needs no more anti-Rush Limbaugh screeds echoing the trite feebleness of progressives who should be outside playing. We get it: he's a meanie who should be legislated out of existence.
3. Spinning software just makes you look stupid.
Cultural issues may limit this message. Somewhere in the physical world someone is convinced that original content processed through software written by skilled software engineers not speaking English as their first language qualifies as legitimate web content. Even Google is fooled. Sadly, it pretty much works.
4. Steal like an artist
We all steal on some level. None of us invented scathing criticism of {liberals, conservatives, progressives, Republicans, Al Gore, Bill Maher, Ronald Reagan}. We all piggyback on the shoulders of scribblers populating previous generations. Each of us benefits from the compositions of BreakfastPop. On the other hand, drbj actually invented the concept of interviewing inanimate objects: good luck adapting that..
I will help you
Many hubbers approach me with one simple question: how can I steal like an artist? Typically they wander away in search of luscious biscotti rather than wait for my answer. I am OK with that.
I can help. Don't ask me how I know, but 'adapting' hub topics into new hub topics can be accomplished painlessly and artistically. Not being a HubPages Elite tends to mitigate my advice, but I always do my best.
1. Steal a concept, don't steal verbiage.
It worked for Shakespeare, it can work for you. Should you find yourself madly infatuated with one of my hubs, read it several times, close it, then compose your own singularly sensational take on it. That can't go wrong.
2. Steal a topic you're passionate about.
Worst case, at least you will be passionately wrong.
3. Steal facts rather than opinions
Only the clinically insane, or Democrats, dispute facts. Your readership narrows slightly but still encompasses a wide swath of sentient humans. Swathe your newly appropriated facts in opinions dredged from your own consciousness.
4. Don't use spinning software
We like you, we really do. Any attempt to spin the output of another writer will result in heartache.
Whoop, there it is (I stole that)
Write your own stuff and chill out when pirates steal it. Much easier written than done. Some how I got 778 words out of this debacle. You can, too.