Shop for The New World Order

When the hammer drops, be prepared. Whether jackbooted thugs haul you to FEMA-built concentration camps or shadow governments impose martial law, you probably won't be able to pick up emergency supplies at the local mall. Sears will be closed because it's a tool of the elite 1% anyway.

You can't perform your duties as a lackey of the totalitarian regime without a reliable supply of ink pens with which to inform on your neighbors. Remember that the Internet will be controlled by government stooges masquerading as IT professionals. Web traffic will no longer be secure. As we know, all encryption algorithms have secret back-doors installed by NSA, FBI, CIA, and FEMA operatives under the control of the ancient Mayans.

You'll be taking notes, by hand, on subtle comments made by people standing behind you in the bread line. You''ll want to draw hasty sketches of double agents delivering clandestine messages as you lurk in the shadows outside the VFW hall.

Papermate is a good multinational company that manufacturers writing instruments appropriate for the New World Order. Bic is also reliable.

When the local magistrate insists on receiving a 'tribute' before allowing you to purchase basic necessities at the government store, you will be happy that you stocked up on mass quantities of survival food. It may not taste like an Angus Burger from the capitalist running dogs at McDonald's, but it stays relatively fresh for many years. Fill your basement bunker with various flavors and textures of dehydrated foodstuffs.

Remember, your family depends on you. Even if they don't exactly believe you today, they will be knocking on your specially fortified bedroom door when the economy collapses.

Paper money is worthless, as any Bilderberger will affirm. Fiat money is worth less than a 1972 Fiat rusting by the side of the road. If you haven't properly funded your gold and silver cache, forget about being able to barter for basic necessities with the clan in the bunker next door.

Everyone knows that precious metals have intrinsic value that will never be worth zero, at least until someone realizes that you can't eat it. Look for small amounts of gold and silver coins that you can jam into the pockets of your overalls when it's time to hastily retreat into the survival room of your mobile home.

International one-world governments tend to disrupt travel plans. Don't expect the comrade at the local gas station to be able to give you directions out of town or help you locate your family's rally point. You'll need a reliable Global Positioning System to get you into the safe zone while avoiding checkpoints thrown up by blue-helmeted UN soldiers.

Look for a GPS that uses satellites. These satellites may be under government control, but they will be used by government troops brought in from sympathetic countries. You can also use them. It's somewhat ironic, if you think about it.

You may need to speak some other language when borders are dissolved and political allegiances no longer have meaning. You may be forcibly relocated to a reeducation camp in another country. No one can predict the myriad of different dialects they will be barking at you over the PA system in the exercise yard when you are allowed one hour of free time per day.

In order to be able to exchange information with sympathetic rebels and survivalist splinter groups who somehow escaped initial sweeps performed by occupying forces, learn to speak foreign tongues. Sure, you can draw in the dirt with a stick, but you can't lead your newly formed band of dedicated freedom fighters unless they understand your well-laid plans.

Anticipating a little hope and change never hurts, but sitting down with an old friend after a long day of subversive activities cannot be overemphasized. Some things should never change.

Fill your emergency larder with specific supplies designed to provide a level of comfort unattainable through any government overthrow. Guerrillas and government lackeys all speak this language. If you think the bread lines will be long...

Use your credit card while you can. Very soon the financial markets could collapse into a heap of almost worthless paper. It could happen today. Or tomorrow. Or the next day. Perhaps it's happening as you are reading this, and you missed it.

Without warning our political infrastructure and our Internet connections could be co-opted by shadowy figures operating on the fringes of legality while controlling vast resources under their well-manicured thumbs. Shop for some New World Order supplies as long as you have credit. When society is re-engineered your dollars may be fire starters.