My Favorite Things

Sung to the tune of My Favorite Things from the Sound of Music.

My Favorite Buzz

American Idol is still watched by millions
GM and Chrysler consuming our billions
Mark Cuban, Swine Flu, and Carrie Prejean
These are a few of my favorite things

Stars who are dancing and Paula who's blaming
Nancy is spinning and Barak declaiming
Kate's doing book tours while Jon's having flings
These are a few of my favorite things

NBA Playoffs and gas prices soaring
Trump on TV, doesn't know he is boring
Everyone famous is now twittering
These are a few of my favorite things

When the rent's due
When the job's gone
When my Hubs are jeered
I simply remember the rest of the world
and then I don't feel so weird