HubTip: Get Rich on 3 Clicks a Day

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By nicomp

Amazon

Ebel Women's Quartz Watch 8066969-9951
Amazon Price: $26,900.00
List Price: $69,000.00

1. Decide what what 'rich' implies.

About 300,000 US citizens reported income of 1 million or more in 2008. Using that amount as a benchmark, you'll need to earn $2749 per day, every day. Because your web site works for you every day, your schedule includes weekends and holidays. You get a day off now and then. Your site does not.

2. List an item that will make you rich by selling 3 a day.

We suggest the Ebul Beluga Round Women's Watch. Amazon discounts the $69,000 list price down to $29,571.43. The Amazon Referral Agreement allows a 4% commission. Your cut works out to $1182.86. Selling three watches a day nets you $3548.57. No one will complain if you sell more.

3. Sit Back and Relax

You'll be a millionaire well ahead of schedule. In just 282 days you'll be rich!

Disclaimer: HubPages is not a get rich scheme, get rich book, or get rich web site. Your results will vary.

Addendum

Incidentally, you will have to write copy so elegantly seductive that all three surfers who visit your hub will be compelled to click over to Amazon and buy the watch. The watch is really good. It includes free shipping. As of this writing it's in stock.

The case and band are 18K gold. Unfortunately no reviews for this fine timepiece have been posted on Amazon.You could buy one and then write a review.

Beware; competition exists. TheWatchery.Com undercuts Amazon by $591.43 per watch. Respond to the challenge and offer an equivalent rebate on each sale. You'll still realize a $1774.28 daily profit. Your path to millionairedom stretches to 563 days.

Perhaps you can do a link exchange with TheWatchery.

What do you think?

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  • I've already tried it.
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SweetiePie profile image

SweetiePie Level 6 Commenter 3 years ago

If this works cool beans, but I wonder how many people can afford that watch :). Nice watch though.

nicomp profile image

nicomp Hub Author 3 years ago

Ebul probably doesn't sell that many watches in a year over the entire company. ;)

abinavis profile image

abinavis 3 years ago

It's really good for getting rich. But it's hard to attract people to buy such watch.

SweetiePie profile image

SweetiePie Level 6 Commenter 3 years ago

It was a fun hub though. Some of these people having panic attacks about not making money online within their first month of being here probably will be envious of you :).

nicomp profile image

nicomp Hub Author 3 years ago

SweetiePie : envious that I'm such a dreamer, I hope!

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SweetiePie Level 6 Commenter 3 years ago

I was just being silly with my joke. It is a cute hub, and you never know someone may purchase one of those watches.

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lovezan 3 years ago

HubTip Get Rich on 3 Clicks a Day

Very nice hub. I really enjoyed it.

nicomp profile image

nicomp Hub Author 3 years ago

Thanks! Do you have a bot?

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nicomp Hub Author 2 years ago

Any watches sold yet?

Watch Wearer 2 years ago

Can I get one of those watches to try out?

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The Old Firm Level 1 Commenter 2 years ago

I have a number of these watches which I purchased on discount from my old on-line business mentor Suk Yeuen, based in mainland China. They all have authentic letters of provenance written on rice-paper and only slightly mis-spelt; - The "r"s and the "l"s are sometimes confused.

As I realise that money's tight in these hard times you may have one absolutely without payment for thirty days, to allow you to set up your own sales business and start yourself on the road to fame and riches.

All that I require is a first mortgage on your freehold house and property ensuring that I'll get full payment by the end of this period.

For this minor security I can guarantee that you will be on the road in a very short time.

DON'T miss out, this offer is only open for a very limited time. Tomorrow may be too late!! Contact me NOW at Far Queue Enterprises, (Cellphone no. supplied on request.)

Regards, TOF

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nicomp Hub Author 2 years ago

Hello Mr. TOF,

Thanks be to you for your gratious offer of sales. I am please to inform you all that I have been named as primary bebeficiary for Mr. Ngabo Ndingo, who toiled his entire life in the Nigerian Civil Service and has annotated me as the receiver of his vast fortune. Shortly I will wire to the lawyer of Mr. Ndingo a small convenience fee to allow the inheritance to be transferred to my banking account and then I will be in a position to garner your funds to you in order to acheive the fine merchandise that you have offered before me.

Blessings to You,

nicomp

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The Old Firm Level 1 Commenter 2 years ago

Gee Ta.

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nicomp Hub Author 2 years ago

Mr. Old Firm: You have chosen to use the most rude words in my language. I am duly insulted and I am no longer able to do business with you in this circumstance. Please reconsider your remarkage or return the down payment I have sent to your wire.

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The Old Firm Level 1 Commenter 2 years ago

My dearest nicomp, I assure you that my remarks have next to no age. regrettably I can find no trace of your deposit. Rest assured that I will return it in full the instant that I locate it. To assist me and my accounts department in this task please forward us full details of all your banking information - accounts, access codes, security passwords etc. I will pass them immediately to my chief accountant, E.M.Bezzella, who has been instructed to empty ..er.. ajust your finances with alacrity. Al Actrity is my debt management enforcer.

Your watch is in the mail.

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nicomp Hub Author 2 years ago

Mr. Old Firm, I offer you to deal with my barrister, Hon. Mr. P. Smurf, esq., who is indeed experienced in matters of this magnitude. Barrister Smurf has assured us that he will expedite the shipping of the watches after he has encouraged himself that all matters are in order to the best of our intentions.

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The Old Firm Level 1 Commenter 2 years ago

My dear nicomp, it appears that you have sent me a circular letter intended for your many customers. It is I who have a few of these excellent watches available for those cash strapped home owners wanting to get into the highly profitable Internet watch business.

If you have obtained some from other sources you have my every encouragement, however I doubt whether you will find any-one to better my offer of no deposit and 28 days to pay. Don't worry about the minor securities that I require. They are quite normal and shouldn't be of the least trouble to you.

We at Far Queue Enterprises look forward to receiving you banking details as described in my previous communication.

regards From the team and myself. TOF.

PS. I have a number of recently foreclosed dwellings in prime development locations spread over a number of countries for sale. They are remarkably attractive in price and available on only 25% deposit. (Usual terms and conditions apply. $5000.00 additional non-refundable application fee payable immediately)

PPS. I also know of an equal number of famillies at very similar locations happy (nay, desperately enthusiastic,) to work for basic food and lodgings.

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nicomp Hub Author 2 years ago

Laughing so hard I can't type.

ralwus 2 years ago

Firm, you are a hoot! I wish you well in your venture of watch selling and all round hucksterism right along with this here worthless nut from Ohio, nicomp. I too am laughing, nice bit o' humor here nicomp.

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nicomp Hub Author 2 years ago

Thanks! I will keep you all posted on the watch business. Feel free to compete with me on this item. :)

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Duchess OBlunt Level 4 Commenter 2 years ago

Great hub, great follow up comments.

This has been fun!

nicomp profile image

nicomp Hub Author 2 years ago

No one has reported a sale yet. :(

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psychicdog.net Level 4 Commenter 2 years ago

Heh, hang on Nicomp, "Mr. Ngabo Ndingo, who toiled his entire life in the Nigerian Civil Service has annotated me as the receiver of his vast fortune." You must have made a mistake.It's my bank account details he wants.

silly 7 months ago

who is Mr. Ngabo Ndingo?

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