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Don't be Bitter

Updated on April 25, 2012

Sugar: The Bitter Truth

It's sweet but it's deadly dangerous. It's packed into everything we east, except bacon, which is already perfect. Sugar waits patiently to be eaten by us. It turns on us. We love it, but it hates us. Learn the bitter truth about all things sugar from a doctor. Read how this stuff will kill you faster than a pack of cigarettes, unless they are sugar cigarettes.

Start your sugar-free diet today. These books will scare you into eating nothing but fiber and tofu. It makes dining at Dairy Queen problematic, but your internal organs will thank you over and over.

Grannick Bitter Apple Spray for Ferrets

Ferret wrangling becomes much easier when armed with a bottle of Bitter Apple Spray. The critters can hide in unimaginable places. Ferreting them out from under the bed proves preposterously difficult. Simply squirt a few squirts of this miracle liquid where you don't want any ferrets: you won't have any ferrets there any more.

Stock up on bottles of Bitter Apple Spray for the holidays when your relatives always insist on bringing along their ferrets to spend the holidays with your weasels. Those things never get along.

Bitter Melon GOLD - Concentrated Pure Extract

Sure, you could ingest mass quantities of melon in original form, but popping pills saves you more time to spray Bitter Apple Spray at the ferrets. These ingenious pills provide many of the organic benefits of melons without going to a picnic.

Look for charantin and momordicin, which may help support optimal blood sugar levels when taken as a dietary supplement in conjunction with a sensible diet and fitness program. Absolutely. Don't skip on the diet and fitness program: you can't eat the melon pills while laying on the couch watching The Farming Channel and reasonably expect to become buff.

Agraria Bitter Orange Luxury Bath Soap

Bathing without bitter orange luxury soap leaves you clean but unfulfilled. One wonders how any bather gets along without this accessory. The soothing aroma and unique spicy fragrance make bath time seem like a Disney cruise without the screaming children on every deck. Take a trip in your own shower: it's as simple as a bar of Bitter Orange Luxury Bath Soap.

Bitterness Eliminating Coffee Maker

Bitterness finds no place in the coffee mug. We want our coffee smooth. Deploy this bitterness eliminating coffee maker into your luxury kitchen for a veritable plethora of coffee breaks throughout the day. Your neighbors will like you more when they know they can stop by unannounced for a mug of steaming non-bitter caffeine.

It's expensive compared to a grande latte at Starbucks, but what isn't?

Bitter Melon - Peel and Stick Wall Decal

In keeping with your farmer's motif in the guest bedroom, slap on a few bitter melon wall decals. These incredibly hard to find stickers can be reused in the garage or the ferret cage. No one can resist the allure of overly large vegetables hovering along the walls, singing you to sleep as you dream of bushels overflowing with produce.

These are high quality bitter melon decals. Do not confuse Wallmonkey products with cheap poorly-made vegetable stickers that flop onto the floor all too quickly. Plan to visually enjoy a wall full of bitter melons for many years.

3M FT-32 Fit Test Solution,Bitter,Size 55 ml

Few of us actually enjoy taking tests, especially when the ferrets are roaming free because we ran out of Bitter Apple Spray. This product makes testing just a little easier for those times when a high quality FT-32 Fit Test Solution becomes necessary.

Without question, 3M produces the highest quality example of FT-32 Fit Test Solution. If you need this, you already know it. We don't need to explain exactly how crucial this bitter solution might be. Stock up on a few bottles for friends and holidays. Tests can pop up at the most inopportune moments.

Bitters Bottles

Old stuff is big business on eBay. Anything older than something else can be sold for a premium price. Sellers confidently hawk their wares and grudgingly yield a full 20% to eBay and PayPal Shylocks. Profit margins squeeze, but bitters bottles persist.

Look for extremely old bitters bottles passed down from generation to generation as containers for ferret bitters or melon bitters. Every family heirloom collection should include at least 2 or 10 glass contraptions designed to contain bitters. Start your own tradition today.

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