Anime Quotes and Sayings, Best of Anime

We all love anime. Well, most of us love anime and the remainder of us either haven't heard of anime or we love something else that's almost but not quite completely unlike anime.

Those of us that love anime simply do not have enough time to watch all of it. Well, some of us do have enough time, but living in our parent's basement tends to get old after 20 or 30 years, and we eventually work a few extra shifts at White Castle so we can take those last few classes at the community college to earn that computer programming certificate before our credits expire.

To that end, or some other end which should be apparent by now, we present a compendium of some of the best of amine quotes and sayings. We replay words of wisdom that those of us with real lives probably missed because we were on something called a 'date'.

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Compose yourself for another confrontation with your innermost fears, and pass me the 12mm deep well socket.

Duc Pleese to Duc Lo, episode 327 of Blades of Mowers.

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Bend the wind, but light a match.

Foo Ang to no one in particular, episode 42 of Battlestorm Battle Battlers

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Inner peace and inner strength and inner righteousness and inner confidence must come from within: here's a book to read about it.

Phil-san, in the inaugural (and eventually final) episode of Tchotchke's of the Noble Mind.

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Do not wait for fate to find you. Do not expect your glory to be waiting across the street when you step outside to pick up the morning paper. Do not look into open manholes for international acclaim.

Tired Phantom to his trusty sidekick Cat-o in From Here to Eggrolls.

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Show yourself how much you care about yourself.

An Quang, The Fighting Fists of Furiousness.

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Column A tempts you. Column B may be what is ultimately best for you. Many of Column C will be unavailable. Keep your wits about you when it becomes necessary to go off the menu.

Ang-wan, in The Drive-Through Ambivalent Warriors.

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A new coaching staff often throws out the old playbook, but popcorn is always available in the mezzanine concession booths.

Vi Lom-Bar-Di in Ethereal Entrenchment Episodic Exhortations.

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We savor the first day of school:, we wear the imperial crossing guard vests in honor of ancient volunteers who have directed traffic before us.

Pwang Pwung, in Tips Anonymous Bell Jar Felicitations, episode zero, volume 42. 

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The web server of my mind waits patiently for page requests from the domain of real world foxes of fire. I listen, not with my ears, on all ports. I am SSL on 442 and 443.

Co-Q-10 in High Site Hosting on the Consciousness of Manly Persons.

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Play drums in the marching band, but all your basses are belong to us.

PepSarg-ent in Horrible Losing and the Gaping Gophers

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When forced to fight, give your fists in the same way that a fish donates his bicycle to Salvation Army.

Phen-Phen, in Pistol Offense, episode VXII, volume MCMXV.

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Look to the Pomegranate for juicy guidance in times of parched strife.

YanYing Shwartz to Neutron Cincinnati in Supermarket on Strife.

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When you talk about humongousness, breathe freely: your humongous inner self may be listening.

Simbo Klice to himself in the mirror, in World Series of the Infinite Mind

There you have it: a summary of some of the most famous quotes from the world of anime. As far as we know.