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Joined 4 years ago from Ohio, USA. Last activity 34 hours ago.

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  • 2

    Ways to Help Save the Rain Forest

    4 days ago

    The Rain Forest needs saving. Here are some hot tips.

  • 0

    Fun Ways to Help to Save Trees

    5 days ago

    You can't have too many trees. We can help with that.

  • 4

    Tips on Pretending to Be Happy

    6 days ago

    You don't have to pretend, but it helps.

  • 2

    How to Tell if Your Child is a Genius

    6 days ago

    Your child may be a genius. You could just ask them, but this is more fun.

  • 0

    How to Start Your Own Chain Letter

    6 days ago

    Some say it's illegal. We don't like those people.

  • 0

    Tips on Maximizing Your eBay Profits

    10 days ago

    Can you get rich with eBay. Many people claim to have done so.

  • 4

    How to Get the Last Bit of Toothpaste Out

    5 days ago

    Bad grammar aside, the stuff costs money. Don't waste it.

  • 1

    How to Find Cheap Jimmy Choos

    8 days ago

    We all want to look and smell like Jimmy Choo. Here's how.

  • 9

    Things to Consider When Buying Wrestling Shoes

    13 days ago

    Very few of us will ever buy wresting shoes. Here's how.

  • 2

    How to Write a Syllabus

    2 weeks ago

    Most of us will never write a syllabus, thank goodness. Here's how.

  • 4

    6 Qualities to look for in a Man

    2 weeks ago

    When you go looking for a man, look for these 6 things.

  • 7

    Top 5 Things Women want from Men

    5 days ago

    We peel back the curtain to reveal exactly what you can do for your woman.

  • 4

    Top 10 Things Men Want from Women

    3 weeks ago

    Men are easy and simple beasts. They posses the depth of a puddle in August at the bottom of Death Valley during a drought. This simple list will help you understand what they want from you.

  • 3

    Bad things happen to BitCoins

    3 weeks ago

    They're easy to store and exchange, but bad things can happen. We're here to help.

  • 2

    Do BitCoins have any value?

    3 weeks ago

    There's no gold behind them. They exist only in cyberspace. Are they actually worth anything?

  • 4

    What are Bitcoins?

    4 weeks ago

    Everyone else already knows, or thinks they know.

  • 5

    Don't fink and drive

    4 weeks ago

    Learn the tricks of safe driving and secret-keeping.

  • 5

    Don't mink and drive

    4 weeks ago

    The adorable mink has no place behind the wheel of an automobile. Follow these simple guidelines to achieve mink-safe driving.

  • 2

    Don't think and drive

    4 weeks ago

    Keep your eyes and your brain on the road. Don't get distracted by external stimuli. You need all your synapses to arrive safely.

  • 2

    Don't wink and drive

    4 weeks ago

    Life goes by pretty fast: if you wink, you might miss it. The same goes for driving.

  • 5

    Don't Ink and Drive

    4 weeks ago

    Stay safe on the road with this simple advice. Resist the urge to ink-up.

  • 5

    Don't Prink and Drive

    5 weeks ago

    Prinking while driving just might be the worst thing you can do behind the wheel. We're here to help, and we're not from the government.

  • 4

    Don't Stink and Drive

    4 weeks ago

    Don't let your car stink up your personal life. These products can help.

  • 3

    Fight for your manhood

    5 weeks ago

    Keep your manliness within acceptable limits or help your favorite manly man. We're here to help you do that.

  • 2

    Stuff you can buy with $53,085

    7 weeks ago

    Per citizen, the US National debt is $53,085. Here's how to spend it.

  • 4

    You need to be Fresh

    7 weeks ago

    Google doesn't like you unless you're fresh. Here are some suggestively helpful suggestions.

  • 2

    5 Surprising things you don't need

    8 weeks ago

    We all need something but we need to know what we don't need as well. Here's a list that you need to know about so you know what you don't need.

  • 2

    Animal Games

    2 months ago

    A the risk of being declared substandard, we present online animal games. Play on!

  • 4

    The Writing of Hubs

    2 months ago

    Sure, you can pound out hundreds of words formed into sentences, but do you actually know what you're doing? We're here to help.

  • 10

    Introducing the HubExchange

    2 months ago

    Without fear of being labeled Substandard, we introduce the HubExchange. Join us or perish at your own risk.

  • 6

    Alternative Energy Alternatives

    2 months ago

    Energy makes the world go-round and makes sales brisk at the convenience store.

  • 1

    You need more Disney Stuff

    2 months ago

    Stock up on Disney memorabilia. You probably don't have enough. Here's how.

  • 6

    Our Friend the Cucumber

    2 months ago

    We present the top picks of cucumber-related products.

  • 3

    5 Amazing Things for Golfers

    2 months ago

    Golf has come a long way since the first caveman went for the green over a sleeping T-Rex. At the risk of being labeled substandard, we present 5 amazing products that no golfer should miss.

  • 6

    5 Shocking Things That Everyone Needs

    2 months ago

    You may be shocked to be without these important products. Keep yourself and your family and your stuff protected.

  • 2

    5 Surprising Things You Didn't Know You Needed

    2 months ago

    Everyone with a birthday needs these things. We're here to help.

  • 2

    5 Things to Survive the White Death

    2 months ago

    Spend your money wisely when shopping for snow supplies. Sudden blizzards will blanket your neighborhood with White Death: be prepared.

  • 10

    Surviving the Sequester

    2 months ago

    Your government has cut 2.3 per cent of your federal budget to the bone. Government meddling plummets, the media has something to distract them from Benghazi. Here's a buying guide help you survive.

  • 4

    Top 5 Things to Have for a NASCAR Race

    2 months ago

    It's fast, colorful, dangerous, and it goes in circles. It's not Congress, it's NSACAR. Some folks think it's stupid but we know better. We understand the nuances of down-forces and keeping sponsor decals affixed at 190MPH. We can tell who's ahead...

  • 6

    Mail Enhancement

    5 months ago

    It's referred to as 'snail mail' because it rhymes and people love a good joke at the expense of the USPS. Don't give up on a good letter in the mailbox.

  • 0

    Presidential Gift List for Christmas

    5 months ago

    Here's a suggested gift list for the President on your list.

  • 3

    Matt Cutts' Christmas List

    5 months ago

    We present the definitive Christmas wish list for Matt Cutts. Our favorite face of Google need a bunch of stuff and we're the ones to give it to him.

  • 14

    Some Extremely Awful Hubs

    5 months ago

    If you're not an English teacher, take a few moments to check out my list. There's still a lot of objectionable nonsense out there for you to discover, if you have the thorax for it.

  • 4

    Stuff you can get me for Christmas

    6 months ago

    We all know someone who wants something. They usually don't deserve it, but I do. After all the time I've spent crafting over 800 hubs for you and your family, it's time for you to give back. In the interest of efficiency I have engineered a handy list of presents for you to buy for me for Christmas.

  • 4

    Buy Computer Stuff Online

    6 months ago

    Yes, it's true! Many computer parts can be ordered online.

  • 2

    Buy Cat Stuff Online

    5 months ago

    Buy some stuff for your cat before it attacks you in your sleep.

  • 7

    I am ready for more followers

    6 months ago

    Ready for more HubPages followers, I am.

  • 12

    You are a loser without an iPhone

    6 months ago

    Don't be a loser: get an iPhone.

  • 4

    Buy Horses Online

    6 months ago

    Horse gear for the horse-conscious.

  • 14

    5 simple things not to shoplift from Costco

    6 months ago

    Never shoplift anything, but especially these 5 crucial items.

  • 9

    5 Surprising Things Never to Say to a Clown

    7 months ago

    5 things that will make your clown interaction much easier. We're here to help.

  • 11

    5 Things You Shouldn’t Eat at a Restaurant

    6 months ago

    5 surprising things never to eat in a restaurant.

  • 17

    This Month I Earned 43 Cents

    7 months ago

    Yay! I earned some money by writing online!

  • 8

    5 Surprising Sleep Tips

    7 months ago

    You can sleep, we promise. Here are bullet-proof sleeping tips from our experts.

  • 8

    5 Things That May Cause Weight Gain

    10 months ago

    5 things that you eat that will gain you weight.

  • 10

    10 sneaky diet busters that halt your weight loss

    8 months ago

    Here are 10 foods that will bust your diet.

  • 10

    Control What The Internet Says About You, or not.

    8 months ago

    Make the Internet say nice things about you.

  • 9

    Language Professors STILL Hate Him

    5 days ago

    Recently expounded upon the hatred of language professors, we did. Read more about that here.

  • 8

    The Truth about Paul Ryan

    9 months ago

    He's young, vigorous, and attractive, relatively speaking. He's married. He used to work at McDonald's. No one disputes these facts. We must learn more before deploying our constitutionally-mandated right to vote. Don't stroll to the polls in November without digging deeper for more truth.

  • 2

    The Top 9 Territories of the United States of America

    9 months ago

    Territories come and go, but they mostly go: much of the continental United States was classified territorial before statehood was granted. Probably the most famous example was the Louisiana Territory, unless you lived in Alaska when it became a territory often referred to as "Seward's Folly." Fully 31 states passed through territory status on their way to becoming subservient to Washington DC.

  • 2

    Things to do in Coolville when You're Alive

    9 months ago

    Run away from your problems and settle in Coolville. It's a great place to be from, but you'll feel welcome even if you were raised elsewhere. Southwestern Ohio offers numerous opportunities for doing stuff: here are just a few of them. Feel free to contribute your own as well. Let us know how you spend your time in and around Coolville.

  • 5

    The Top 50 States in America

    9 months ago

    Without states, America would be The District of Columbia and a few clingy islands. We all have our favorite states: here are the top 50 states as picked by a gang of experts. If you disagree, write your own list or start your own state.

  • 3

    Google to downgrade pirate sites in search results

    9 months ago

    Some folks would say that suing Google is akin to suing General Motors for making the car used to haul pirated DVDs. Those folks don't make their living producing digital media. Whether right or wrong, Google is permanently inserted into the debate.

  • 3

    Media Bias in the Media

    8 months ago

    Blatant examples of media bias. Sometimes it's so unfair that these people must be called out.

  • 11

    I want to be a Celebrity Chef

    9 months ago

    A Celebrity Chef is what I want to be. I can do and you can help, if you want.

  • 16

    5 Foods to Never Eat

    9 months ago

    Eat whatever you want, as long as you don't pig out on these foods.

  • 3

    Moving to Coolville: Useful Tips

    8 months ago

    A big truck pulls up in front of your house. Burly friendly men carefully pack up all your stuff, load it, and drive away. You're heading to Coolville!

  • 1

    Coolville Muskrats

    9 months ago

    You need not be from Coolville to enjoy the majestic beasts populating this southwestern Ohio village.

  • 3

    Coolville Gnats

    10 months ago

    We all love living in Coolville, but sometimes the bugs tend to annoy. This little village of about 400 people is no different from the remainder of southwestern Ohio when it comes to insects.

  • 4

    Coolville Spats

    8 months ago

    Long a well-traveled east-west route through Ohio, The James A Rhodes Appalachian Highway passes through Coolville, Ohio on its way to West Virginia. This part of the country has hosted many famous battles, disagreements, tiffs, spats, dust-ups, and tête-à-têtes.

  • 4

    Coolville Hats

    9 months ago

    Fortunately for you, hats popularized in Coolville can be ordered online. There's no need to speed down the James A Rhodes Appalachian Highway, risking a professional encounter with the Ohio State Patrol.

  • 4

    Grumpy Goats: More Animal Mayhem

    10 months ago

    Animals launching themselves at each other comprise 16.7% of all online games. The birds got angry at the pigs, initiating avalanches of digital mayhem and copycats.

  • 5

    People Not From Coolville

    8 months ago

    Coolville, Ohio, is a great place to be from. Here are interesting people not from there.

  • 2

    Coolville Cats

    9 months ago

    Coolville Cats are all the rage on the Interweb these days... Varieties of cats share this .9 mi2 of real estate with over 500 sturdy Ohio folk. Current census data conveniently omits cat counts, therefore we can only assume precisely specific numbers of felines. Let's go with 425.

  • 13

    I am not from Coolville, Ohio

    9 months ago

    I am not from Coolville, Ohio. I typically spend my spare time searching for myself.

  • 7

    In The Dark? Get Enlightened

    10 months ago

    As all our psychics tend to say: "In the Dark? Get Enlightened." It's written on their cubicle wall and they never forget it. Pick out a mentalist from our stable of stars. They're here to help, mostly themselves, but they will keep you occupied until The Bachelorette comes on.

  • 5

    One Weird Trick

    10 months ago

    Spend a little time online to learn strange and wonderful shortcuts virtually guaranteed to solve nagging problems. Your belly can be trimmed away, your hair restored, and your mortgage repaid (probably by the government) simply through the deployment of a single weird trick here and there

  • 16

    I Sold a Cooling Towel

    11 months ago

    Evaporation provides free cooling for this towel. Water molecules infuse the fabric, but not for long. The molecules vibrate, absorbing energy in the process. Eventually individual molecules accumulate sufficient energy to break away from the towel: they become vapor.

  • 37

    Our Internet Needs More Cats

    13 days ago

    In the interest of free cats, we provide photos of cats. Don't thank me, just gaze lovingly and resist the urge to pet your screen.

  • 19

    There's no such thing as good writing

    11 months ago

    At the risk of being labeled substandard, I will dispel the #1 HubPages myth. We all need something to cling to, but enough electrons have been wasted by so-called experts.

  • 3

    Share Your Story: Publish Your Book

    11 months ago

    Stories get told online these days. Trees need not be mangled into physical books. Mere electrons assemble into words, sentences, paragraphs, chapters, and epics, which can be more efficiently ignored by more people than any automated rejection system contrived by Borders and Barnes & Noble.

  • 9

    I sold a pair of socks

    11 months ago

    Join me on a journey of sales and redemption.

  • 3

    Can't We All Just Get A Long?

    11 months ago

    Everyone needs a little length in their lives.

  • 17

    What Obama isn’t telling us

    11 months ago

    Honestly, how We The People can possibly allow this travesty to continue unabated eludes me. Stand up, people! Disallow this travesty. Abate it.

  • 16

    Dinner with Barack Obama

    3 months ago

    The current president recently identified an opening in his busy schedule. In between haranguing Congress and chatting with Jimmy Kimmel, he has you penciled for a languid lunch.

  • 2

    5 Reasons not to Learn JavaScript as Your First Programming Language

    11 months ago

    A new programmer needs a rigorous language and development environment that provides immediate feedback for syntax errors and potential logic errors.

  • 1

    I want to be a Foodie

    11 months ago

    I want to be a foodie. Are you a foodie? Does exotic cuisine replete with unpronounceable spices cause your heart to beat faster and your arteries to clog more efficiently? I do.

  • 11

    Today I Made a Nickel

    11 months ago

    Today I made a nickel, an eBay capsule worked. I picked a common item, I hoped that riches lurked.

  • 6

    Glass Art Fish

    11 months ago

    There's no need to feed them or scrape algae from the sides of the tank when your fish are rendered in glass.

  • 4

    Crab ArtGlass

    11 months ago

    Crab ArtGlass represents the pinnacle of crustacean craftmanship.

  • 1

    Hoard Alive

    12 months ago

    Build your own hoard from hoards up for auction on eBay.

  • 2

    Toast

    9 months ago

    Make toast. It's good.

  • 7

    Oatmeal

    9 months ago

    An oatmeal recipe. Eat lots of oatmeal.

  • 6

    Niche Markets

    11 months ago

    Herein we provide just a few narrow opportunities to make a buck before massive marketers swoop in to corner the market.

  • 10

    Top 10 Reasons Why Horse Racing is Stupid

    12 months ago

    Top 10 reasons why horse racing is stupid.

  • 1

    Host Your Website with HostPapa

    12 months ago

    A service company such as HostPapa will let you store your site on their computers.

  • 13

    Safe Money

    12 months ago

    Protect your investments. Our favorite auction site provides numerous opportunities for money hiding contrivances that would fool 007 on his best day.

  • 12

    Language Professors Hate Him

    6 months ago

    Ee focus laser-like on badly constructed grammar examples illustrated in-sutu as a benefit for budding online writers and bloggers and people learning English as a third language. It's all here.

  • 5

    Can Coffee Save Your Life?

    6 months ago

    Science marches on, providing us little people with invaluable guidance and also valuable guidance. We understand that hamburgers and fries consumed at every meal will probably kill us in 50-70 years. We learn to moderate. What do we know about coffee?

  • 4

    Pringles

    2 weeks ago

    Each of us fondly recalls our first edible encounter with Pringles.

  • 4

    Buy Happiness on eBay

    12 months ago

    Look to our favorite online auction site, eBay, for cornucopias of opportunities for happiness. Simply bidding on your dream auction inspires spasms of joy heretofore available only by adding the Oprah Winfrey Network to your cable TV package.

  • 3

    Buy Chicken on eBay

    8 months ago

    Chicken may be ordered online through our favorite auction site. PETA is not all that upset, as far as we know.

  • 2

    Buy Junk Drawers on eBay

    12 months ago

    A junk drawer auctioned off on eBay might hold unexpected treasures.

  • 2

    Top 10 Auction Sites that are eBay

    12 months ago

    The best online deals at eBay.

  • 2

    Cheaper than Dirt

    12 months ago

    Sure, we can dig up the back yard for some free dirt, but bidding on eBay for other people's crud provides a much more enjoyable way to spend a rainy weekend at the computer.

  • 0

    Childrens Watches

    5 months ago

    It's a fact of life: kids wear watches.

  • 3

    Men's Watches on eBay

    12 months ago

    Bid on the most stylish styles guaranteed to keep your men happy. No male wants to be seen in public without at least one wristwatch adorning our collective muscular forearms.

  • 3

    WoMens Watches on eBay

    12 months ago

    Everyone wants to know what time it is, but no one wants to make ask the person behind them in line at Starbucks.

  • 4

    Stop Following Me and Buy Something

    12 months ago

    Stop reading my stuff and shop online for things to do. Go to eBay. Bid.

  • 3

    Restrictions On Grants for Women

    13 months ago

    As indicated in the title, this type of funding does not have to be paid back to the taxpayers. The federal government wants every qualified woman to have a fair opportunity to attend college regardless of financial need or social status.

  • 5

    Grants for Women

    13 months ago

    Free money for education is a basic human right for women. Every woman deserves a grant from the government in order to better herself by earning a college degree.

  • 7

    Would You Go Back To School if You Qualified for a Grant?

    13 months ago

    Someone gives you free money. That's a grant. Going back to school on a government grant means that friendly caring folks in Washington, DC drop money into your checking account for you to pay your tuition bills.

  • 0

    Shelf Discovery

    13 months ago

    When hungry, look to your well-stocked shelves for satisfaction. Here are some suggestions for doomsday preppers and frugal shoppers alike.

  • 12

    Do Your Hubs Have Revenue Potential?

    12 months ago

    We recommend you write a uniquely worded 2-3 sentence summary of your Hub for additional Web visibility. Search engines and other Web services will often use this as your Hub's summary.

  • 5

    Don't be Bitter

    13 months ago

    Don't be bitter. Buy bitter stuff. Here's how.

  • 3

    Race Hustlers

    13 months ago

    Get in on the race hustling with these unique products that are available online.

  • 4

    This is how we Roll

    11 months ago

    This is how we roll.

  • 3

    Everything is for Sale

    13 months ago

    Money can't buy happiness, but it can put you into a big car so you drive around looking for it.

  • 5

    Lottery Winning Stories

    13 months ago

    Are you flush with cash due to recent lottery winnings? We can help. Too many winners too quickly learn the stress and frustration concomitant with getting rid of that much money.

  • 3

    Super Chick Sisters: Online Free Chicken Game

    5 months ago

    Chicken activism merges with 1970's graphics in this free online chicken game.

  • 5

    Yardwork

    13 months ago

    Your lawn needs you. Turn off American Idol. Get out there and get your hands dirty. Chlorophyll smells better than frying bacon.

  • 6

    Chicken Run: Free Online Chicken Game

    13 months ago

    Outside the barbed wire exists a world of chicken delights. Outside the fence no one eats chicken tenders with their bleu cheese while watching sports on flat screen televisions. Minions of Colonel Sanders cannot reach beyond the barnyard.

  • 3

    Buy Bowling Gear Online

    14 months ago

    At the risk of being declared substandard, here are some excellent items to order for your favorite bowler or bowling fan.

  • 10

    Steal Like an Artist

    14 months ago

    Recently I noticed that one of my hubs has a doppelganger. Thoughtful online pirates lifted all the text verbatim and cloned the images.

  • 14

    How to Comment on My Hubs

    14 months ago

    Follow these simple steps to achieve better commenting on my hubs. I'm here to help.

  • 6

    Detect Something

    14 months ago

    There's a lot of stuff floating around: detect some of it. Without the proper equipment, you're missing out. We present proper accoutrement for picking up signals. All you need is your credit card and a willingness to search for what's out there.

  • 7

    Doomsday Peppers

    14 months ago

    Add a little kick to the end of the world with these prepper peppers. Your Doomsday denizens will love them.

  • 6

    I'm a Prepper, You're a Prepper

    13 months ago

    The Prepper in your life needs products. We can help.

  • 3

    Buy Some Old Stuff on eBay

    14 months ago

    Here are some great eBay deals selected especially for you, mostly.

  • 9

    Let's Argue

    13 months ago

    Wanna verbally fight? You've come to the wrong place. I'm always right and I'll show you why.

  • 3

    Top 10 Reasons Why The NCAA Tournament is Stupid

    14 months ago

    Herein we present the Top 10 reasons why the NCAA tournament is stupid. Oodles of 'fans' who wouldn't know John Wooden from John Glenn suddenly become interested. Everyone fills out a bracket or six. The entire system represents an epitome of stupidity rivaled only by the NCAA Division 1 Women's Basketball Tournament.

  • 24

    Shop for The New World Order

    14 months ago

    When The New World Order appears, be sure you are prepared. You will need proper supplies and equipment.

  • 10

    Shop for Rush Limbaugh

    14 months ago

    Shop online for Rush Limbaugh. Order up a few gifts for your favorite radio talker. He might even mention your name on the air, hopefully not in the context of a Congressional Hearing.

  • 6

    Do What the President Says

    14 months ago

    Your country is calling. Deep economic funk can be relieved through online shopping. Heed the pleas of your president: buy stuff.

  • 14

    I'm Out

    14 months ago

    It's been fun, but the time has come to move on. Thanks to you all for your support and your eyeballs, but I've made more than enough much money as an Amazon affiliate. I now move aside in order for the next generation of Amazoners to step into the breach.

  • 2

    Jersey Sure

    14 months ago

    Jersey? Sure! Here's everything you need to join the jersey Shore lifestyle.

  • 3

    Spinning Our Future

    14 months ago

    Fretting over the future represents the 3rd least popular activity in modern society. Here's how to spin your future.

  • 2

    Winning Our Future

    14 months ago

    We can win our future. Here's how.

  • 3

    Buy NASCAR

    14 months ago

    Great deals on NASCAR gear. Your shopping begins here!

  • 9

    Top 9 Things You Should Hoard

    14 months ago

    We present a helpful list of the Top 9 things you should hoard. Clear out the garage and fill your shelves with these vital items. We're here to help.

  • 2

    Buy Old Money on eBay

    12 months ago

    Money will buy you more money on eBay. It's true: there's tons of the stuff being auctioned off right now. Some of it is old. You can buy old money on eBay.

  • 9

    Stop buying my stuff

    15 months ago

    We don't want to leave you bereft of activity. Here are a few things you can do. Instead of sending us cash on a regular basis, consider alternate activities to occupy your time.

  • 5

    Buy some political nonsense

    15 months ago

    Here are just a few optimal buying opportunities for political gear.

  • 2

    Resident Weevil

    15 months ago

    We salute the most grossest of insects by showcasing numerous products piggybacking on the Weevil craze. From T-shirts to books to electronics, this little critter is a crossover hit.

  • 3

    I Heart Radio

    4 months ago

    Here are some great radios.

  • 4

    Make Yourself Better

    15 months ago

    Here are some quick and easy ways to make yourself better. We all need a little help now and then.

  • 5

    Drive Traffic to Your Hubs

    15 months ago

    Here are ways to drive traffic to your web pages.

  • 3

    Top Hats

    15 months ago

    When the weather turns cold or you were too tired to take a shower before leaving the house, you need a hat. Experts estimate that very nearly 16.37% of hat owners either purchased their head toppers online or wished they did. Don't find yourself in the regretful group: we present a compendium of head-shaped clothing that will garb your noggin stylishly and economically.

  • 16

    Welcome to the HubLoyalty Program

    5 months ago

    To that end, we contrived the HubLoyalty program. As with all HubPages come-ons, it consists of the word 'hub' prepended to some other word, creating a new word intended to confound the search engines.

  • 3

    Top Amazon Products

    16 months ago

    We present a brief compendium of top products offered by Amazon.com. Other folks bought them, used them. then went online to report on them. While you were outside playing, dedicated cadres of consumer-reviewers touch-typed invaluable sentences and clicked on little star-like icons to communicate their considered opinions of their acquisitions.

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    Abstract Classes in Java

    15 months ago

    In this tutorial we introduce the concept of an abstract class and demonstrate the use of such classes in Java.

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    Buy More Stuff

    16 months ago

    More stuff you must have. Don't miss out on these great deals.

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    Huntington Beach Auto Accident Lawyer

    17 months ago

    Useful information about the Huntington Beach Auto Accident Lawyer situation.

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    Yugioh Trade Cards Online

    17 months ago

    How to trade Yugioh cards online. Everything that we think you need to know in order to be successful. Be careful.

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    Free Stuff Free

    16 months ago

    We present a brief compendium of gratis goodies guaranteed to gratify even the most gratuitous. Read onward to learn how you, yes you, can obtain stuff for free. We're here to help.

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    The Cheapest Watches

    5 months ago

    If you only have one watch, you probably don't know what time it is. A veritable cornucopia of styles, sizes, colors, and fashion statements shaped like wristwatches can be obtained very inexpensively. No longer must you elbow your way into the jewelry store at the mall to find a watch that looks expensive. We present a sampling of the most popular options

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    Don't Buy This

    17 months ago

    Should you find yourself flush with cash, tuck it into your mattress. The bedbugs promise not to spend it: they can't get a wireless signal anyway. Herein we present a veritable cornucopia of products not to be purchasef under any circumstances.

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    Paper Clips

    17 months ago

    Shopping for paper clips requires diligence, patience, and this article. Herein we present highly recognized products designed for this important niche in the office products pantheon. Take your time, shop wisely, and select what you need in order to streamline paper security throughout your office. We're here to help, but we can't do everything for you.

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    Gold Rush Alaska

    16 months ago

    Herein we present a brief character synopsis of the semi-epic reality television series "Gold Rush: Alaska." Discovery Channel brings us weekly episodes.

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    Take the HubPages Quiz

    17 months ago

    Take the quiz. Be exposed to little-known HubPages knowledge that is guaranteed to be mostly incontrovertible and unassailable. Open your mind to mental tidbits somewhat related to the online writing phenomenon that is HubPages.com. Or, go outside and play. The choice is yours, because, well, this is the Internet, not your Mother.

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    AtakaChik! Free Online Chicken Game

    17 months ago

    AtakAChik is not a tasty sandwich, nor an exclamation exclaimed by chicken pluckers suffering from blocked sinuses. In the pantheon of online free chicken games, AtakAChik represents one of them.

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    Present For

    17 months ago

    Questionable grammar aside, Christmas offers gift-giving flexibility heretofore unavailable during lesser holidays. Valentines Day merits candy, flowers, and mind bogglingly expensive greeting cards that play songs. Selections for President's Day are limited to commemorative coins and strategic copies of Leaves of Grass. Fourth of July requires fireworks.

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    Buy Gold Prospecting Equipment

    14 months ago

    Here are vital equipment ideas for successful gold prospecting.

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    Buy Soccer

    18 months ago

    Here are some wonderful soccer gifts, equipment, and accessories.

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    Buy iBeani

    17 months ago

    Recently, TV talk show hosts Hoda and Kathy Lee modeled the iBeani on their wildly popular network television talk show aimed at people who forgot to change the channel after Live with Kelly went off. Expect this endorsement to skyrocket the sales of iBeani accoutrement until someone over 19 years old appears in public wearing one.

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    Chimpy Jump: Horrifying and Disgusting Free Online Game

    17 months ago

    Antagonism between chimps and turtles is well-documented throughout recorded history. Epic monkey-terrapin wars marred otherwise peaceful periods of mammal-amphibian relations. This horrible free online game dredges up the worst aspects of conflicts that most sentient humans have striven to forget.

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    10 Things You Should Never Buy Online

    13 months ago

    Here are 10 items that should never be purchased online.

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    Buy Football

    18 months ago

    Here are some great gift ideas for football fans.

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    Occupy Wall Street - Buy Stuff

    18 months ago

    Occupy Wall Street or Main Street in style with these fashionable products.

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    SuperCow - The Greatest Game Ever?

    19 months ago

    SuperCow has positioned herself as the savior of her barnyard. Evil Dr. Duriarti (why are video game doctors always evil?) has assumed control of the homestead. Somehow he obtained a full-size hacksaw, including the handle, and managed to escape from his prison cell. He's either taking revenge for something or he hates cows or he was paddled as a child: his precise motivation remains unclear.

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    How to Buy Culture on eBay

    19 months ago

    Do you crave a tad more culture? Do clerks laugh at you behind your back when you stride confidently into McDonald's and mispronounce "Egg McMuffin"? Do you have trouble following Oprah's train of thought? We're here to help. Our highbrow products are virtually guaranteed to pump up your social standing.

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    Buy a Watch on eBay

    19 months ago

    Here are some great deals on watches. Hurry, eBay auctions end quickly!

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    Buy Some Junk on eBay

    12 months ago

    Take the plunge and invest in a pile of unneeded useless knick-knacks, gew-gaws, and lagniappes. Whatever you don't like can be recycled into another eBay auction at your convenience. It's a win-win scenario!

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    What Would Kim Buy?

    18 months ago

    Here are awesome products that someone named Kim might buy.

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    Paid to Blog

    19 months ago

    The term web log, or blog, describes articles or commentary written for publication on the Internet. Before the advent of this writing phenomena, aspiring writers struggled to get published on paper in magazines or books.

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    Buy Peanut Butter on eBay

    19 months ago

    We present a small sampling of the peanut butter varieties and combinations available on eBay.

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    Never Own a Pet that Can Eat You

    19 months ago

    Never own a pet that can eat you. Keep these words of wisdom close at hand when browsing the pet store for something to take home and raise as your own.

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    Get Rich With eBay

    12 months ago

    It's true: since I began accepting eBay ads on my articles, eBay has raked in millions of dollars.

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    Surviving on eBay

    19 months ago

    My eBay store offers numerous opportunities for obtaining survival equipment.

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    Welcome to my eBay

    19 months ago

    Here's great news: I have accepted eBay as an advertiser on my hubs. Patrons of my work will now have access to a veritable plethora of amazing bargains.

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    Buy Survival Knives

    19 months ago

    Shop carefully and identify reliable brands sourced from reliable manufacturers and distributors. We've done the preliminary legwork for you, at no charge: peruse our list of popular knife-like products and order the units that best meet your needs.

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    Buy Survival Gear

    19 months ago

    Regardless of your survival strategy, you need a few specific components to improve your possibilities of remaining extant. A wide range of odds and ends can be ordered online: you must shop, but shop wisely. We have evaluated several different products designed to enhance survival. Our careful evaluations are presented here.

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    Buy Survival Water

    12 months ago

    Don't find yourself thirsty. Be sure to stock up on water and water-related supplies just in case apocalyptic events sneak up your neighborhood. We've done the work: simply browse our detailed list of products guaranteed to slake the deepest thirst as civilization crumbles. You must choose, but choose wisely. Actually, you don't have to choose: simply order everything.

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    Buy Survival Food

    19 months ago

    We have surveyed the landscape of survivable edibles and herein we present the best of the best. These items taste great and will last for hundreds of years. Civilization will have rebuilt itself before you'll run out of food.

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    Buy Survival

    19 months ago

    Look no further for online sources of survival equipment, food, and shelter.

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    Get Ripped Fast

    19 months ago

    I want to get ripped.

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    Buy Mayan Gear Online

    18 months ago

    Fear not: Mayan gee-gaws, lagniappes, trinkets, and doo-dads can still be ordered online. Don't face the apocalypse without sufficient quantities of cultural remnants. It may be made in China, but at least it's cheap and inexpensive. We present a virtual cornucopia of possibilities. Whip out your modern credit card and order up some ancient Mayan mysteries.

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    Search for People

    19 months ago

    Evidently everyone is looking for someone else. We all seek to find each other. Internet people searching sites abound. Most of these sites are free to visit: your browser happily loads home pages promising information galore pertaining to humans about whom you might be interested. Promises are free, as any politician will confirm.

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    VOIP?

    19 months ago

    VOIP has emerged as a viable technology for making and receiving almost-free telephone calls. It works, mostly. It's not perfect and it's not without hidden charges, but many customers couldn't be happier. Cutting loose the local phone company beings with it a state of blissful nirvana akin to getting a matching set of Green Bay Packer 2010-2011 Championship season garden gnomes for your birthday.

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    Buy a Star Online

    4 months ago

    We shopped the universe of products to identify items with star-power. We did the hard work, all you need to do is whip out your credit card and order up the stars of your choice.

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    Top 10 Reasons why the NBA is Stupid

    16 months ago

    It's all fun and games until someone notices the stands are virtually empty and TV viewership demonstrates steep decline. Few fans actually care, but we present the Top Ten Reasons why the NBA is Stupid. We limit our compendium to 10 bullet points. With great restraint we restrain our ramblings to a number corresponding to the average number of college credits earned by starting point guards in "The Association."

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    Find Your Perfect Match

    19 months ago

    Here are some matches that just might help you find your perfect fit. Online searching for matches can be frustrating, so this will help.

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    Clear Tough Clogs

    20 months ago

    Getting clean water into the house offers little challenge. Unfortunately, used water often finds itself backed up in the outgoing pipes. Hair that might otherwise be light and bouncy conspires into tiny clumps. These clumps quickly glom together into dedicated blobs. Well coordinated blobs interlock into full-blown clogs. Clogs obstruct flow and can be tough to clear. Plumbers often make house calls to release recalcitrant clogs.

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    Buy an Expensive Pen

    20 months ago

    Don't think about starting your next Great Novel or grocery list until you've shopped our list of expensive pens. We studied the market so you don't have to. What follows represents the best of pens from online sources. Whip out your credit card (make sure it's signed on the back) and start improving your writing.

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    Buy Status Online

    20 months ago

    We present several of the most popular products that will help you improve your status without breaking your bank.

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    I Want Extreme Coupons

    20 months ago

    A typical trip to the supermarket requires several days of careful planning. Simply wandering the aisles randomly selecting attractively packaged items at eye-level offers no challenge whatsoever. On shopping day I clean out my 1997 Plymouth Voyager minivan, leave the children with the neighbors, and launch an all-out assault on high prices at the grocery megastore.

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    I Want Free Stuff

    20 months ago

    Searching online for free stuff is probably the third most popular Internet activity. Here are some great ways to get free items off the 'net at little or no charge. We've done the research: just kick back and enjoy the fruits of our labor.

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    Buy Truth Online

    20 months ago

    Everybody wants the truth, but no one wants to stop lying. We've done most of the work already. Herein we present a compendium of truthful products virtually guaranteed to aid the quest for validity, justice, and the American Way.

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    Facebook Monster World

    9 months ago

    Monster World on Facebook represents the epitome of app opportunities. The monsters are friendly and you get to farm stuff. It's also free. A more optimal combination of internet-based entertainment may exist, but it only runs on a Mac.

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    I am a Level 6 Commenter

    2 weeks ago

    We live in a society of computations. Everyone hates math, but we all love a simple concrete number. Presidents bend to public opinion polls (margin of error +/- 3%.) The law dictates that maturity begins at age 21. The government defines 'poverty' based on a very precise annual income. Numbers are everywhere.

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