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2How to Tell if Your Child is a Genius
Your child may be a genius. You could just ask them, but this is more fun.
0Tips on Maximizing Your eBay Profits
Can you get rich with eBay. Many people claim to have done so.
4How to Get the Last Bit of Toothpaste Out
Bad grammar aside, the stuff costs money. Don't waste it.
9Things to Consider When Buying Wrestling Shoes
Very few of us will ever buy wresting shoes. Here's how.
7Top 5 Things Women want from Men
We peel back the curtain to reveal exactly what you can do for your woman.
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Top 10 Things Men Want from Women
Men are easy and simple beasts. They posses the depth of a puddle in August at the bottom of Death Valley during a drought. This simple list will help you understand what they want from you.
3Bad things happen to BitCoins
They're easy to store and exchange, but bad things can happen. We're here to help.
2Do BitCoins have any value?
There's no gold behind them. They exist only in cyberspace. Are they actually worth anything?
5Don't mink and drive
The adorable mink has no place behind the wheel of an automobile. Follow these simple guidelines to achieve mink-safe driving.
2Don't think and drive
Keep your eyes and your brain on the road. Don't get distracted by external stimuli. You need all your synapses to arrive safely.
2Don't wink and drive
Life goes by pretty fast: if you wink, you might miss it. The same goes for driving.
5Don't Prink and Drive
Prinking while driving just might be the worst thing you can do behind the wheel. We're here to help, and we're not from the government.
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Fight for your manhood
Keep your manliness within acceptable limits or help your favorite manly man. We're here to help you do that.
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Stuff you can buy with $53,085
Per citizen, the US National debt is $53,085. Here's how to spend it.
4You need to be Fresh
Google doesn't like you unless you're fresh. Here are some suggestively helpful suggestions.
25 Surprising things you don't need
We all need something but we need to know what we don't need as well. Here's a list that you need to know about so you know what you don't need.
4The Writing of Hubs
Sure, you can pound out hundreds of words formed into sentences, but do you actually know what you're doing? We're here to help.
10Introducing the HubExchange
Without fear of being labeled Substandard, we introduce the HubExchange. Join us or perish at your own risk.
6Alternative Energy Alternatives
Energy makes the world go-round and makes sales brisk at the convenience store.
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You need more Disney Stuff
Stock up on Disney memorabilia. You probably don't have enough. Here's how.
35 Amazing Things for Golfers
Golf has come a long way since the first caveman went for the green over a sleeping T-Rex. At the risk of being labeled substandard, we present 5 amazing products that no golfer should miss.
65 Shocking Things That Everyone Needs
You may be shocked to be without these important products. Keep yourself and your family and your stuff protected.
25 Surprising Things You Didn't Know You Needed
Everyone with a birthday needs these things. We're here to help.
25 Things to Survive the White Death
Spend your money wisely when shopping for snow supplies. Sudden blizzards will blanket your neighborhood with White Death: be prepared.
10Surviving the Sequester
Your government has cut 2.3 per cent of your federal budget to the bone. Government meddling plummets, the media has something to distract them from Benghazi. Here's a buying guide help you survive.
4Top 5 Things to Have for a NASCAR Race
It's fast, colorful, dangerous, and it goes in circles. It's not Congress, it's NSACAR. Some folks think it's stupid but we know better. We understand the nuances of down-forces and keeping sponsor decals affixed at 190MPH. We can tell who's ahead...
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Mail Enhancement
It's referred to as 'snail mail' because it rhymes and people love a good joke at the expense of the USPS. Don't give up on a good letter in the mailbox.
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Matt Cutts' Christmas List
We present the definitive Christmas wish list for Matt Cutts. Our favorite face of Google need a bunch of stuff and we're the ones to give it to him.
14Some Extremely Awful Hubs
If you're not an English teacher, take a few moments to check out my list. There's still a lot of objectionable nonsense out there for you to discover, if you have the thorax for it.
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Stuff you can get me for Christmas
We all know someone who wants something. They usually don't deserve it, but I do. After all the time I've spent crafting over 800 hubs for you and your family, it's time for you to give back. In the interest of efficiency I have engineered a handy list of presents for you to buy for me for Christmas.
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5 simple things not to shoplift from Costco
Never shoplift anything, but especially these 5 crucial items.
95 Surprising Things Never to Say to a Clown
5 things that will make your clown interaction much easier. We're here to help.
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5 Surprising Sleep Tips
You can sleep, we promise. Here are bullet-proof sleeping tips from our experts.
9Language Professors STILL Hate Him
Recently expounded upon the hatred of language professors, we did. Read more about that here.
8The Truth about Paul Ryan
He's young, vigorous, and attractive, relatively speaking. He's married. He used to work at McDonald's. No one disputes these facts. We must learn more before deploying our constitutionally-mandated right to vote. Don't stroll to the polls in November without digging deeper for more truth.
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The Top 9 Territories of the United States of America
Territories come and go, but they mostly go: much of the continental United States was classified territorial before statehood was granted. Probably the most famous example was the Louisiana Territory, unless you lived in Alaska when it became a territory often referred to as "Seward's Folly." Fully 31 states passed through territory status on their way to becoming subservient to Washington DC.
2Things to do in Coolville when You're Alive
Run away from your problems and settle in Coolville. It's a great place to be from, but you'll feel welcome even if you were raised elsewhere. Southwestern Ohio offers numerous opportunities for doing stuff: here are just a few of them. Feel free to contribute your own as well. Let us know how you spend your time in and around Coolville.
5The Top 50 States in America
Without states, America would be The District of Columbia and a few clingy islands. We all have our favorite states: here are the top 50 states as picked by a gang of experts. If you disagree, write your own list or start your own state.
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Google to downgrade pirate sites in search results
Some folks would say that suing Google is akin to suing General Motors for making the car used to haul pirated DVDs. Those folks don't make their living producing digital media. Whether right or wrong, Google is permanently inserted into the debate.
3Media Bias in the Media
Blatant examples of media bias. Sometimes it's so unfair that these people must be called out.
11I want to be a Celebrity Chef
A Celebrity Chef is what I want to be. I can do and you can help, if you want.
3Moving to Coolville: Useful Tips
A big truck pulls up in front of your house. Burly friendly men carefully pack up all your stuff, load it, and drive away. You're heading to Coolville!
1Coolville Muskrats
You need not be from Coolville to enjoy the majestic beasts populating this southwestern Ohio village.
3Coolville Gnats
We all love living in Coolville, but sometimes the bugs tend to annoy. This little village of about 400 people is no different from the remainder of southwestern Ohio when it comes to insects.
4Coolville Spats
Long a well-traveled east-west route through Ohio, The James A Rhodes Appalachian Highway passes through Coolville, Ohio on its way to West Virginia. This part of the country has hosted many famous battles, disagreements, tiffs, spats, dust-ups, and tête-à-têtes.
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Coolville Hats
Fortunately for you, hats popularized in Coolville can be ordered online. There's no need to speed down the James A Rhodes Appalachian Highway, risking a professional encounter with the Ohio State Patrol.
4Grumpy Goats: More Animal Mayhem
Animals launching themselves at each other comprise 16.7% of all online games. The birds got angry at the pigs, initiating avalanches of digital mayhem and copycats.
5People Not From Coolville
Coolville, Ohio, is a great place to be from. Here are interesting people not from there.
2Coolville Cats
Coolville Cats are all the rage on the Interweb these days... Varieties of cats share this .9 mi2 of real estate with over 500 sturdy Ohio folk. Current census data conveniently omits cat counts, therefore we can only assume precisely specific numbers of felines. Let's go with 425.
13I am not from Coolville, Ohio
I am not from Coolville, Ohio. I typically spend my spare time searching for myself.
7In The Dark? Get Enlightened
As all our psychics tend to say: "In the Dark? Get Enlightened." It's written on their cubicle wall and they never forget it. Pick out a mentalist from our stable of stars. They're here to help, mostly themselves, but they will keep you occupied until The Bachelorette comes on.
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One Weird Trick
Spend a little time online to learn strange and wonderful shortcuts virtually guaranteed to solve nagging problems. Your belly can be trimmed away, your hair restored, and your mortgage repaid (probably by the government) simply through the deployment of a single weird trick here and there
16I Sold a Cooling Towel
Evaporation provides free cooling for this towel. Water molecules infuse the fabric, but not for long. The molecules vibrate, absorbing energy in the process. Eventually individual molecules accumulate sufficient energy to break away from the towel: they become vapor.
37Our Internet Needs More Cats
In the interest of free cats, we provide photos of cats. Don't thank me, just gaze lovingly and resist the urge to pet your screen.
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There's no such thing as good writing
At the risk of being labeled substandard, I will dispel the #1 HubPages myth. We all need something to cling to, but enough electrons have been wasted by so-called experts.
3Share Your Story: Publish Your Book
Stories get told online these days. Trees need not be mangled into physical books. Mere electrons assemble into words, sentences, paragraphs, chapters, and epics, which can be more efficiently ignored by more people than any automated rejection system contrived by Borders and Barnes & Noble.
17What Obama isn’t telling us
Honestly, how We The People can possibly allow this travesty to continue unabated eludes me. Stand up, people! Disallow this travesty. Abate it.
16Dinner with Barack Obama
The current president recently identified an opening in his busy schedule. In between haranguing Congress and chatting with Jimmy Kimmel, he has you penciled for a languid lunch.
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5 Reasons not to Learn JavaScript as Your First Programming Language
A new programmer needs a rigorous language and development environment that provides immediate feedback for syntax errors and potential logic errors.
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I want to be a Foodie
I want to be a foodie. Are you a foodie? Does exotic cuisine replete with unpronounceable spices cause your heart to beat faster and your arteries to clog more efficiently? I do.
11Today I Made a Nickel
Today I made a nickel, an eBay capsule worked. I picked a common item, I hoped that riches lurked.
6Glass Art Fish
There's no need to feed them or scrape algae from the sides of the tank when your fish are rendered in glass.
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Niche Markets
Herein we provide just a few narrow opportunities to make a buck before massive marketers swoop in to corner the market.
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Host Your Website with HostPapa
A service company such as HostPapa will let you store your site on their computers.
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Safe Money
Protect your investments. Our favorite auction site provides numerous opportunities for money hiding contrivances that would fool 007 on his best day.
12Language Professors Hate Him
Ee focus laser-like on badly constructed grammar examples illustrated in-sutu as a benefit for budding online writers and bloggers and people learning English as a third language. It's all here.
5Can Coffee Save Your Life?
Science marches on, providing us little people with invaluable guidance and also valuable guidance. We understand that hamburgers and fries consumed at every meal will probably kill us in 50-70 years. We learn to moderate. What do we know about coffee?
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Buy Happiness on eBay
Look to our favorite online auction site, eBay, for cornucopias of opportunities for happiness. Simply bidding on your dream auction inspires spasms of joy heretofore available only by adding the Oprah Winfrey Network to your cable TV package.
3Buy Chicken on eBay
Chicken may be ordered online through our favorite auction site. PETA is not all that upset, as far as we know.
2Cheaper than Dirt
Sure, we can dig up the back yard for some free dirt, but bidding on eBay for other people's crud provides a much more enjoyable way to spend a rainy weekend at the computer.
3Men's Watches on eBay
Bid on the most stylish styles guaranteed to keep your men happy. No male wants to be seen in public without at least one wristwatch adorning our collective muscular forearms.
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WoMens Watches on eBay
Everyone wants to know what time it is, but no one wants to make ask the person behind them in line at Starbucks.
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Stop Following Me and Buy Something
Stop reading my stuff and shop online for things to do. Go to eBay. Bid.
3Restrictions On Grants for Women
As indicated in the title, this type of funding does not have to be paid back to the taxpayers. The federal government wants every qualified woman to have a fair opportunity to attend college regardless of financial need or social status.
5Grants for Women
Free money for education is a basic human right for women. Every woman deserves a grant from the government in order to better herself by earning a college degree.
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Would You Go Back To School if You Qualified for a Grant?
Someone gives you free money. That's a grant. Going back to school on a government grant means that friendly caring folks in Washington, DC drop money into your checking account for you to pay your tuition bills.
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Shelf Discovery
When hungry, look to your well-stocked shelves for satisfaction. Here are some suggestions for doomsday preppers and frugal shoppers alike.
12Do Your Hubs Have Revenue Potential?
We recommend you write a uniquely worded 2-3 sentence summary of your Hub for additional Web visibility. Search engines and other Web services will often use this as your Hub's summary.
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Everything is for Sale
Money can't buy happiness, but it can put you into a big car so you drive around looking for it.
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Lottery Winning Stories
Are you flush with cash due to recent lottery winnings? We can help. Too many winners too quickly learn the stress and frustration concomitant with getting rid of that much money.
3Super Chick Sisters: Online Free Chicken Game
Chicken activism merges with 1970's graphics in this free online chicken game.
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Yardwork
Your lawn needs you. Turn off American Idol. Get out there and get your hands dirty. Chlorophyll smells better than frying bacon.
6Chicken Run: Free Online Chicken Game
Outside the barbed wire exists a world of chicken delights. Outside the fence no one eats chicken tenders with their bleu cheese while watching sports on flat screen televisions. Minions of Colonel Sanders cannot reach beyond the barnyard.
3Buy Bowling Gear Online
At the risk of being declared substandard, here are some excellent items to order for your favorite bowler or bowling fan.
10Steal Like an Artist
Recently I noticed that one of my hubs has a doppelganger. Thoughtful online pirates lifted all the text verbatim and cloned the images.
14How to Comment on My Hubs
Follow these simple steps to achieve better commenting on my hubs. I'm here to help.
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Detect Something
There's a lot of stuff floating around: detect some of it. Without the proper equipment, you're missing out. We present proper accoutrement for picking up signals. All you need is your credit card and a willingness to search for what's out there.
7Doomsday Peppers
Add a little kick to the end of the world with these prepper peppers. Your Doomsday denizens will love them.
9Let's Argue
Wanna verbally fight? You've come to the wrong place. I'm always right and I'll show you why.
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Top 10 Reasons Why The NCAA Tournament is Stupid
Herein we present the Top 10 reasons why the NCAA tournament is stupid. Oodles of 'fans' who wouldn't know John Wooden from John Glenn suddenly become interested. Everyone fills out a bracket or six. The entire system represents an epitome of stupidity rivaled only by the NCAA Division 1 Women's Basketball Tournament.
24Shop for The New World Order
When The New World Order appears, be sure you are prepared. You will need proper supplies and equipment.
10Shop for Rush Limbaugh
Shop online for Rush Limbaugh. Order up a few gifts for your favorite radio talker. He might even mention your name on the air, hopefully not in the context of a Congressional Hearing.
6Do What the President Says
Your country is calling. Deep economic funk can be relieved through online shopping. Heed the pleas of your president: buy stuff.
14I'm Out
It's been fun, but the time has come to move on. Thanks to you all for your support and your eyeballs, but I've made more than enough much money as an Amazon affiliate. I now move aside in order for the next generation of Amazoners to step into the breach.
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Spinning Our Future
Fretting over the future represents the 3rd least popular activity in modern society. Here's how to spin your future.
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Top 9 Things You Should Hoard
We present a helpful list of the Top 9 things you should hoard. Clear out the garage and fill your shelves with these vital items. We're here to help.
2Buy Old Money on eBay
Money will buy you more money on eBay. It's true: there's tons of the stuff being auctioned off right now. Some of it is old. You can buy old money on eBay.
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Stop buying my stuff
We don't want to leave you bereft of activity. Here are a few things you can do. Instead of sending us cash on a regular basis, consider alternate activities to occupy your time.
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Resident Weevil
We salute the most grossest of insects by showcasing numerous products piggybacking on the Weevil craze. From T-shirts to books to electronics, this little critter is a crossover hit.
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Make Yourself Better
Here are some quick and easy ways to make yourself better. We all need a little help now and then.
3Top Hats
When the weather turns cold or you were too tired to take a shower before leaving the house, you need a hat. Experts estimate that very nearly 16.37% of hat owners either purchased their head toppers online or wished they did. Don't find yourself in the regretful group: we present a compendium of head-shaped clothing that will garb your noggin stylishly and economically.
16Welcome to the HubLoyalty Program
To that end, we contrived the HubLoyalty program. As with all HubPages come-ons, it consists of the word 'hub' prepended to some other word, creating a new word intended to confound the search engines.
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Top Amazon Products
We present a brief compendium of top products offered by Amazon.com. Other folks bought them, used them. then went online to report on them. While you were outside playing, dedicated cadres of consumer-reviewers touch-typed invaluable sentences and clicked on little star-like icons to communicate their considered opinions of their acquisitions.
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Abstract Classes in Java
In this tutorial we introduce the concept of an abstract class and demonstrate the use of such classes in Java.
5Huntington Beach Auto Accident Lawyer
Useful information about the Huntington Beach Auto Accident Lawyer situation.
11Yugioh Trade Cards Online
How to trade Yugioh cards online. Everything that we think you need to know in order to be successful. Be careful.
8Free Stuff Free
We present a brief compendium of gratis goodies guaranteed to gratify even the most gratuitous. Read onward to learn how you, yes you, can obtain stuff for free. We're here to help.
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The Cheapest Watches
If you only have one watch, you probably don't know what time it is. A veritable cornucopia of styles, sizes, colors, and fashion statements shaped like wristwatches can be obtained very inexpensively. No longer must you elbow your way into the jewelry store at the mall to find a watch that looks expensive. We present a sampling of the most popular options
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Don't Buy This
Should you find yourself flush with cash, tuck it into your mattress. The bedbugs promise not to spend it: they can't get a wireless signal anyway. Herein we present a veritable cornucopia of products not to be purchasef under any circumstances.
4Paper Clips
Shopping for paper clips requires diligence, patience, and this article. Herein we present highly recognized products designed for this important niche in the office products pantheon. Take your time, shop wisely, and select what you need in order to streamline paper security throughout your office. We're here to help, but we can't do everything for you.
6Gold Rush Alaska
Herein we present a brief character synopsis of the semi-epic reality television series "Gold Rush: Alaska." Discovery Channel brings us weekly episodes.
14Take the HubPages Quiz
Take the quiz. Be exposed to little-known HubPages knowledge that is guaranteed to be mostly incontrovertible and unassailable. Open your mind to mental tidbits somewhat related to the online writing phenomenon that is HubPages.com. Or, go outside and play. The choice is yours, because, well, this is the Internet, not your Mother.
5AtakaChik! Free Online Chicken Game
AtakAChik is not a tasty sandwich, nor an exclamation exclaimed by chicken pluckers suffering from blocked sinuses. In the pantheon of online free chicken games, AtakAChik represents one of them.
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Present For
Questionable grammar aside, Christmas offers gift-giving flexibility heretofore unavailable during lesser holidays. Valentines Day merits candy, flowers, and mind bogglingly expensive greeting cards that play songs. Selections for President's Day are limited to commemorative coins and strategic copies of Leaves of Grass. Fourth of July requires fireworks.
9Buy iBeani
Recently, TV talk show hosts Hoda and Kathy Lee modeled the iBeani on their wildly popular network television talk show aimed at people who forgot to change the channel after Live with Kelly went off. Expect this endorsement to skyrocket the sales of iBeani accoutrement until someone over 19 years old appears in public wearing one.
5Chimpy Jump: Horrifying and Disgusting Free Online Game
Antagonism between chimps and turtles is well-documented throughout recorded history. Epic monkey-terrapin wars marred otherwise peaceful periods of mammal-amphibian relations. This horrible free online game dredges up the worst aspects of conflicts that most sentient humans have striven to forget.
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Occupy Wall Street - Buy Stuff
Occupy Wall Street or Main Street in style with these fashionable products.
2SuperCow - The Greatest Game Ever?
SuperCow has positioned herself as the savior of her barnyard. Evil Dr. Duriarti (why are video game doctors always evil?) has assumed control of the homestead. Somehow he obtained a full-size hacksaw, including the handle, and managed to escape from his prison cell. He's either taking revenge for something or he hates cows or he was paddled as a child: his precise motivation remains unclear.
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How to Buy Culture on eBay
Do you crave a tad more culture? Do clerks laugh at you behind your back when you stride confidently into McDonald's and mispronounce "Egg McMuffin"? Do you have trouble following Oprah's train of thought? We're here to help. Our highbrow products are virtually guaranteed to pump up your social standing.
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Buy Some Junk on eBay
Take the plunge and invest in a pile of unneeded useless knick-knacks, gew-gaws, and lagniappes. Whatever you don't like can be recycled into another eBay auction at your convenience. It's a win-win scenario!
9Paid to Blog
The term web log, or blog, describes articles or commentary written for publication on the Internet. Before the advent of this writing phenomena, aspiring writers struggled to get published on paper in magazines or books.
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Buy Peanut Butter on eBay
We present a small sampling of the peanut butter varieties and combinations available on eBay.
21Never Own a Pet that Can Eat You
Never own a pet that can eat you. Keep these words of wisdom close at hand when browsing the pet store for something to take home and raise as your own.
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Get Rich With eBay
It's true: since I began accepting eBay ads on my articles, eBay has raked in millions of dollars.
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Welcome to my eBay
Here's great news: I have accepted eBay as an advertiser on my hubs. Patrons of my work will now have access to a veritable plethora of amazing bargains.
9Buy Survival Knives
Shop carefully and identify reliable brands sourced from reliable manufacturers and distributors. We've done the preliminary legwork for you, at no charge: peruse our list of popular knife-like products and order the units that best meet your needs.
6Buy Survival Gear
Regardless of your survival strategy, you need a few specific components to improve your possibilities of remaining extant. A wide range of odds and ends can be ordered online: you must shop, but shop wisely. We have evaluated several different products designed to enhance survival. Our careful evaluations are presented here.
6Buy Survival Water
Don't find yourself thirsty. Be sure to stock up on water and water-related supplies just in case apocalyptic events sneak up your neighborhood. We've done the work: simply browse our detailed list of products guaranteed to slake the deepest thirst as civilization crumbles. You must choose, but choose wisely. Actually, you don't have to choose: simply order everything.
7Buy Survival Food
We have surveyed the landscape of survivable edibles and herein we present the best of the best. These items taste great and will last for hundreds of years. Civilization will have rebuilt itself before you'll run out of food.
2Buy Mayan Gear Online
Fear not: Mayan gee-gaws, lagniappes, trinkets, and doo-dads can still be ordered online. Don't face the apocalypse without sufficient quantities of cultural remnants. It may be made in China, but at least it's cheap and inexpensive. We present a virtual cornucopia of possibilities. Whip out your modern credit card and order up some ancient Mayan mysteries.
7Search for People
Evidently everyone is looking for someone else. We all seek to find each other. Internet people searching sites abound. Most of these sites are free to visit: your browser happily loads home pages promising information galore pertaining to humans about whom you might be interested. Promises are free, as any politician will confirm.
4VOIP?
VOIP has emerged as a viable technology for making and receiving almost-free telephone calls. It works, mostly. It's not perfect and it's not without hidden charges, but many customers couldn't be happier. Cutting loose the local phone company beings with it a state of blissful nirvana akin to getting a matching set of Green Bay Packer 2010-2011 Championship season garden gnomes for your birthday.
3Buy a Star Online
We shopped the universe of products to identify items with star-power. We did the hard work, all you need to do is whip out your credit card and order up the stars of your choice.
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Top 10 Reasons why the NBA is Stupid
It's all fun and games until someone notices the stands are virtually empty and TV viewership demonstrates steep decline. Few fans actually care, but we present the Top Ten Reasons why the NBA is Stupid. We limit our compendium to 10 bullet points. With great restraint we restrain our ramblings to a number corresponding to the average number of college credits earned by starting point guards in "The Association."
4Find Your Perfect Match
Here are some matches that just might help you find your perfect fit. Online searching for matches can be frustrating, so this will help.
2Clear Tough Clogs
Getting clean water into the house offers little challenge. Unfortunately, used water often finds itself backed up in the outgoing pipes. Hair that might otherwise be light and bouncy conspires into tiny clumps. These clumps quickly glom together into dedicated blobs. Well coordinated blobs interlock into full-blown clogs. Clogs obstruct flow and can be tough to clear. Plumbers often make house calls to release recalcitrant clogs.
7Buy an Expensive Pen
Don't think about starting your next Great Novel or grocery list until you've shopped our list of expensive pens. We studied the market so you don't have to. What follows represents the best of pens from online sources. Whip out your credit card (make sure it's signed on the back) and start improving your writing.
4Buy Status Online
We present several of the most popular products that will help you improve your status without breaking your bank.
5I Want Extreme Coupons
A typical trip to the supermarket requires several days of careful planning. Simply wandering the aisles randomly selecting attractively packaged items at eye-level offers no challenge whatsoever. On shopping day I clean out my 1997 Plymouth Voyager minivan, leave the children with the neighbors, and launch an all-out assault on high prices at the grocery megastore.
4I Want Free Stuff
Searching online for free stuff is probably the third most popular Internet activity. Here are some great ways to get free items off the 'net at little or no charge. We've done the research: just kick back and enjoy the fruits of our labor.
5Buy Truth Online
Everybody wants the truth, but no one wants to stop lying. We've done most of the work already. Herein we present a compendium of truthful products virtually guaranteed to aid the quest for validity, justice, and the American Way.
4Facebook Monster World
Monster World on Facebook represents the epitome of app opportunities. The monsters are friendly and you get to farm stuff. It's also free. A more optimal combination of internet-based entertainment may exist, but it only runs on a Mac.
36I am a Level 6 Commenter
We live in a society of computations. Everyone hates math, but we all love a simple concrete number. Presidents bend to public opinion polls (margin of error +/- 3%.) The law dictates that maturity begins at age 21. The government defines 'poverty' based on a very precise annual income. Numbers are everywhere.

























